Mirror Mirror

Sex advice to the young (25 year-olds)

Not to the “young at heart”, just “young”.

If you expect to have a long and satisfying sex life, or just a long sex life, you should now start fucking a 30-year old, a 40-year old, a 50-year old, a 60-year old, a 70-year old … because if you expect to have a long sex life and hence a satisfying one, at some point you will be fucking a 30-year old, a 40-year old, a 50-year old, a 60-year old, a 70-year old …

… or you will be fucking somebody who is at that moment fucking a 30-year old, a 40-year old, a 50-year old, a 60-year old or a 70-year old …

… so you might as well start getting accustomed to it now.

Friday Night Epiphany

Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Dept.

No matter how explosive the sex, no matter how available they were tonight and might be in the future, no matter how horny you were nor that you had just wanted to fuck and had imagined a long night of mutual pleasure, no matter that for a day or two it might help you avoid pining over someone or something unattainable - sex with someone who seems not to like you is just deeply unsatisfying.

Ask yourself, did you want to fuck them a second time?