The ABCD's Revenge

I just found this, I'd written it in 1995.

We've all heard at least a part of the full form of the somewhat derogatory term "ABCD" used by Indian immigrants to refer to the offspring of the previous generation of immigrants. I have found this version: 

American Born Confused Desi

Emigrant Family Gujarat

Hotel In Jersey

Keeping Lotsa Motels

Named Often Patel

Quickly Reaches Success

Through Underhanded Vicious Ways;

Xenophobic, Yet Zealous

In loving response to which, we have DCBA – Desi Confused By America. I've extended it to

The ABCD's revenge (To the tune of The Spam-Strangled Banner)

ZYX, WVUT, SRQP, ONML, KJIH, GFE, DCBA

Zindagi Yahan X-iled –

Without Voman Until Today,

Slyly Reading Quality Pondies
Of Naked Masturbating Ladies.

Knowing Just Indians Here,

Graduated From Engineering,

Desi Confused By America.