Mirror Mirror

Sex advice to the young (25 year-olds)

Not to the “young at heart”, just “young”.

If you expect to have a long and satisfying sex life, or just a long sex life, you should now start fucking a 30-year old, a 40-year old, a 50-year old, a 60-year old, a 70-year old … because if you expect to have a long sex life and hence a satisfying one, at some point you will be fucking a 30-year old, a 40-year old, a 50-year old, a 60-year old, a 70-year old …

… or you will be fucking somebody who is at that moment fucking a 30-year old, a 40-year old, a 50-year old, a 60-year old or a 70-year old …

… so you might as well start getting accustomed to it now.