Thursday, December 15, 2011

OccupyCupertino

Approaching the "OccupyCupertino" site, the "Quinlan Community Center", which coincidentally happens to be directly opposite 10200 N Stelling Rd, which is where you should be sending your donations!
 First sight of the unwashed masses! I would add "illiterate, drunken and demanding". Please note the mis-matched gloves, the dreadlocks and matted hair hiding under the Rastafari woolen caps.
 HaagenDazs ice cream!? Remy Martin?!!! My daughters and I don't get that at home!
 Huddling down for the night!
 This is what a $10 donation will get you - NAMING RIGHTS! That's right, for a measly $10 donation you can have an unkempt, unemployed, unwashed, unsober, unliterate vagrant anarchist social disrupter named after you. We haven't run out yet, but they are going fast, and prices will go up after the New Year, so get yours NOW!
 Oh no! Watch out, the cops!
 Over the bull-horn : PICK UP YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT, YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO CLEAR THE ROBERT W. QUINLAN COMMUNITY CENTER'S ROTARY CLUB BENCH! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Of course, instead of just doing what the nice police-person has so politely asked them to do, they cower! Why? The police are here to protect us, if you aren't doing anything wrong you have no reason to fear, you will not be hurt!
 SEE, YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO US! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE US DO! YOU THINK WE LIKE CRACKING HEADS AND BREAKING BONES?

1 comment:

RJ said...

Cognac and Haagen Dazs. Now the occupiers are getting somewhere !